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El joven programador y el gerente

Un joven programador se dirigió a su gerente y le habló con estas palabras:

"Mi trabajo es difícil y mi sueldo pequeño.
Mis horas pasan ante el ordenador y yo sigo escribiendo código.
Los programas que escribo invaden mis pensamientos y se infiltran en mi sueños. ¡No me gusta mi trabajo!
"

El gerente contempló el rostro cansado del programador y se apiadó de él, por lo que respondió:

"Tienes razón. Te daré otro empleo. En él no tendrás que programar nunca más, y el código no inundará tu sueño.
El ordenador yacerá silencioso y alejado de tí, y tú no trabajarás con él.
Medita mis palabras y, si es tu decisión, presentate al atardecer ante mí y te llevaré a tu nuevo puesto.
"

La tarde llegó y el gerente esperaba tras su mesa, pero el programador no llegaba.

Anocheció, y la luna contempló al gerente que seguía esperando.

Era bién avanzada la noche mientras el gerente se disponía a marcharse, cuando vió una habitación iluminada.

Se dirigió a ella y, por la puerta entreabierta pudo ver al programador.

Estaba sentado ante su ordenador, programando.

Y sonreía mientras escribía el código.

Hsi Kuo Pai

Comentarios

[26 de Abril de 2004 a las 19:16] Multivak
Pana, insisto, de donde sacan estos textos tan buenos, solo he leido 2 posts y ya estoy adicto ...
[27 de Abril de 2004 a las 00:11] Arkangel
Son originales del gran Hsi Kuo Pai... Si tienes suerte, él mismo te contestará, joven programador...
[28 de Abril de 2004 a las 18:35] Allan Psicobyte
Bueno, hay uno que es original de arkangel... En cualquier caso, no son más que el producto de unas mentes enfermas. ;o)
[05 de Enero de 2006 a las 21:06] bigpercynet
esto es alucinante!,
[30 de Enero de 2023 a las 17:53] Musgo
Más de 20 años tiene esta publicación y de vez en cuando la recuerdo y vuelvo a pasarme por aquí para releerla :)
[07 de Febrero de 2024 a las 11:36] Bobby Ryan
Hello, I've observed some issues with your website's performance on Google. May I send the details here?
[07 de Febrero de 2024 a las 12:21] Allan Psicobyte
Bobby Ryan: Nope
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